ever played mash? all the kids do nowadays...

according to dara and coco, two second-graders, i will...
live in a mansion (score!)
marry roger (the teacher at work who's had the same partner for 15 years)
honeymoon in the "bamas" (commonly known as the bajamas)
own cats (yeah right)
have 100 children (good thing i have a mansion)
what an exciting future! ha but really, this was pretty entertaining.